(Source: mylifezombie)
Why He’s Hot:
- Have you seen those eyes. I mean really. They’re absolutely stunning with that gorgeous green-blue colour. Now imagine those eyes looking at you during sex. Mhmmm that’s what I thought.
- He’s a musician for chrissakes. His voice is like spun gold. I’m pretty sure we could all get off to the sound of his voice.
- The Scruff. Something about facial hair just makes him more appealing than he already is (how is that even possible). He definitely looks like a man. Now I wonder if he really feels like one too.
- His hands.
UNF UNF UNF UNF.They are perfect, musicians always have great hands. He can play the guitar so I wonder what else he’s good at playing…- He’s got one of the cutest smiles on this side of the Earth. One glance and I can guarantee that your knees will feel weak.
{submission}
this reminds me of the goodtimes.
(via pinkflyingelephants)
This is a healthy and ethical pot-bellied seahorse from the New Orleans Aquarium of the Americas. This is an abusive seahorse holding on, with its perfectly-suited tail, to a ‘pipefish’. Taxozoologically-speaking, ‘pipefish’ are also horses of the sea, but due to prenatal malnutrition (particularly in developing parts of the oceans) they do not gestate fully and are born malformed. Indeed, if one examines the constituent anatomical components of pipefish by colliding them at great speed in an fauna accelerator, one can see that they are, in fact, simply unspooled and dehorsified seahorses. Through physical therapy, some learn to hold themselves in the charming, haughty contrapposto of the seahorse (often described as the posture of a man holding two martinis on a yacht), and some even wear horse-face prostheses, but many more simply pretend to be small seasnakes.
(via motleytaylor, pinkflyingelephants)


